#ALSO GUYS AHGSHS IM SORRY FOR THIS

[soft-pentagon]

If you and the owners of all the other big pentagon blogs would have a sword battle to the death, who would win? Who would lose? Who do you reckon is secretly a good swordsman?

Okay so this is a really fun ask but since it's not my place to decide on who are the "other big ptg blogs" I'll just do it with some of my mutuals! I hope it's okay~ I GOT WAY TOO INTO THIS ASHSJSNSM IT’S REALLY EXTRA AND DRAMATIC

It's the year 18XX, we're fighting for survival, only death or life ahead. There's many powerful uni legends that are going to confront eachother but only the strongest will remain. The prize you ask? Jo jinho's blessing, Jo Jinho's approval, he the glorious will name the winner as the official, the only and THE BEST swordman in existence.

The competitors are @kihno (E) @pentangels (Milda) @antihongseok-network (Escher) @yeosprout (summer) @soft-pentagon (me) @yeocxlt (Sumi) @astarwithhismoon (Andrew) @chiveburger (Candice) @wooseoks (cat) @airportver (aleks) @incorrect-pentagon (Dani) @hongshoes (Mel)

And then IT BEGGINS!

1) It starts of with Sumi VS Andrew. A tragic destiny 😔 siblings fighting... Couldn't have been pared in a worse way,, but it's life! Sumi dies because she's really clumsy.... Actually it wasn't andrew who killed her... She stumbled, hit her head and BAAM GONE!!! we couldn't even appreciate her sword skills 😔😔😔 anyways ANDREW WINNER OF THE FIRST ROUND!

2) Cat VS Aleks. A tough fight I'd say.... They'd probably rather be drinking tea then fighting so they aren't doing it that enthusiastically.... aleks eventually stabs cat because she wanted to be done with it fast, she has more stuff to do, no mercy 😔. ALEKS WINNER OF THE SECOND ROUND.

3) Me VS Mel. A fight between lovers, well at least one sided 😔. I was in love with Mel but she didn't knew, plus she was on a relationship with the wicked fool hongseok,,, she the, oH SO POWERFUL Mel, showed how skillful with the sword she was, she stabbed me multiple times. As I was lying on the floor, blood coming out non stop, tears of bitter unsaid feelings, I looked her and the eyes and I said: "Hong ain't shit". As I close my eyes and let my last breath poetry was made. MEL THE WINNER OF THE THIRD ROUND.

4) Escher VS Milda. Two big candidates, both skilled on their art. But Escher has a weakness 😔 shinwon is watching, shinwon who escher hates (read as "loves"), shinwon who she wants to prove wrong. Previously the competition they bet, Escher she'd win whoever she'd confront EXCEPT Milda, she was too powerful, a brave soul. Shinwon joked and bet Escher would win even against milda. They started to argue, it wouldn't stop... And so we back to the present day, the competition day: Escher who always knew she couldn't win the talented milda, perished. She might have lost the competition BUT she won the bet with shinwon, she looked at shinwon and she whispered: "Told you so dumb bitch." MILDA WINNER OF THE FORTH ROUND.

5) E VS Dani: An unusual situation these two found themselves into. Dani was the royal fool, the funniest bitch in the kingdom, E was the most beautiful and charming lady you, a mere peasant, would ever put your eyes into. How and why were they fighting for life you ask? Well the oh glorious god who's writting this decided so. Anyways,, Dani dropkicks E, she falls, Dani feels bad and helps E get back on her feet, E, beautiful BUT ALSO sneaky as a fox, dropkicks back, Dani falls with her head and dies. As previously has happened to her cousin Sumi,,, being a fool runs in the family. E WINS THE FIFTH ROUND.

6) Summer VS Candice. Finally, the clash of titans. Friends to rivals. Candice, a poet who used to write the most enduring essays about ptg, wasn't experienced on how to use a sword even, but she was there because she wanted to slap summer at least once. I'm not sure why, maybe she got tired of all of her kinks publicity shown on twitt*r, or whatever that was at that time, the only certainty was the slap had to be delivered. And it was indeed delivered but summer got sad so she killed Candice. Fast and efficient. SUMMER WINS THE FIFTH ROUND.

As the first wave of the competition was done only 6 candidates were remaining. We are jumping right into it because the story is getting long.

7) Andrew VS Aleks. Andrew was a kid.... Aleks, a weakling at the heart, could never hurt a kid.... Andrew also could never hurt another person..... How could this keep going then? Aleks eventually gave the first and final stroke 😔 Andrew had to go, aleks is a busy person. ALEKS WINNER OF THE SEVENTH ROUND.

8) Mel VS Milda. Two of the strongest in town, no one could compare. They fought. Blood, sweat and tears were spilled, no one wanted to lose, it lasted one hour but eventually 😔 milda delivered the final blow. Mel, on her dying moments looked up to the sky, peaceful. She felt her heart get warm and she said "now that I'm dying maybe Hong really ain't shit". And I think that's beautiful. MILDA WINNER OF THE EIGHTH ROUND.

9) E VS Summer. Tragic fate once again.... They were long lost childhood friends. A truly TRAGIC destiny of having to meet in these conditions 😔😔😔 E a beautiful lady with sadly no knowledge in the sword art died by summer hands. Summer again was sad. SUMMER WINNER OF THE NINTH ROUND.

As we enter the final round, 3 candidates will fight for life and for Jo jinho's blessings. Who will be the so called master of the sword?

10) Aleks VS Milda VS Summer. The best of the best. Aleks is so tired of it she's DONE so she somehow manages run away and goes take care of her own business. Milda and summer remain. A battle written in the stars I'd say. Both aquas, both skilled, both unstoppable. They fight all night long, no rest, no water, no food, only blood. Eventually summer can't do it anymore, she's EXHAUSTED, she's no longer sad, she let all her stress go, she's in a peaceful state of mind for once. Milda thinks "it's my opportunity", she runs towards summer and she delivers the finally strike..... SIKE...... They end up killing jinho because WHO decided!!!! HE!??! COULD declared who the best swordman is?? Tf??? In this economy???? Milda helps summer get up and that's, that's how the kingdom of aquas starts.

THE END